So the news today is all about coronavirus, as the world continues to stockpile food, water, and yes, toilet paper.  Though doctors are telling us the virus causes only mild or moderate symptoms for most people, such as fever and cough, news of the elderly dying or those with existing health conditions have given people quite a scare.  Professional sports has also shut down, and for how long nobody knows.

In case you missed it, one of the first NBA players to officially come down with the sickness was the Utah Jazz’s Rudy Golbert, a #10 BCAR.  Last week Gobert was criticized for a prank he pulled on the media that could have put them at serious risk.  “As Gobert was leaving a media event on March 9, before he was diagnosed with coronavirus, he touched every microphone and recorder in front of him in jest.”  Yikes!  Talk about a Peter Pan #10 who still hasn’t left Neverland!  Instead of never growing up Rudy apparently thought he could never attract the virus!

Now that he has contracted it, however, and is recovering, Rudy has changed his tune.  “I wish I would have taken this thing more seriously and I hope everyone else will do so because we can do it together.”  To be sure, Golbert has sobered up.  Actor Tom Hanks (#13 FCIR) and his wife also contracted corona while in Australia and is reportedly on the mend.  “We felt a bit tired, like we had colds, and some body aches. Rita had some chills that came and went. Slight fevers too,” wrote Hanks.  Arnold Schwarzenneger (#5 FEIR) posted a humorous video of himself alongside his donkey, Lulu, and his pony, Whiskey.  “Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together.  The important thing is that you stay home because there’s a curfew now, OK? No one is allowed out, especially someone that is like 72 years old,” Schwarzenegger said, referring to himself, while casually feeding carrots to Whiskey and Lulu. “So we stay home, and we eat here. … We don’t go out. We don’t go to restaurants. We don’t do anything like that anymore here. We just eat with Whiskey and with Lulu.”

So take it from Terminator, become an “introvert”, and just stay home for a little while.

Written by: Staff
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